ha! meanwhile in sleepy devon, midst all the turmoil, the gastropod faction is taking over!
just got a very sorry looking ‘damaged’ late birthday card from my kid sis, with an accompanying official Royal Mail apology letter
“…slugs and snails still occasionally manage to creep into the apertures, fall down into the box and start eating the glue/adhesive on the stamps and envelopes… i am sorry for any problems caused by this unusual ‘tampering’ and while…”
they’re coming for us! and they’re eating our words, nibbling through our notions, yes i say eating our wor..