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mushies

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mushies! enuff for brekkie anyway… garlic and homegrown gorgeous courgette. yum!
these are ‘blue oyster cult’… or something like that, pleurotus anyway
a month or so ago i volunteered on a mushroom cultivation course up at the earth ship, in stanmer park, with brighton permaculture
what better way to spend a weekend! a beautiful outdoor location, friendly folk and fascinating subject matter… my ‘job’ was mostly making tea
along with some logs, we got to take home a bag of spawn impregnated straw… it loitered in the loft for a while
i shocked it by dousing with cold water and then bunged it in the shed.
yield!
can never resist a selfie. okey dokes. pack for buddhafield!.. swim in the sea!… sunday mellow vibes everyone

toaster troll

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look!! the troll who lives in the toaster… feasting on burnt bread shrapnel … crumbs! (literally CRUMBS) tis like a tardis in there… puts me in mind of my meteorite, which i’d proudly parade to visitors, a blackened husk of a thing from the depths of outer space… turned out to be but a baked potato lost for several eternities in the back of the oven