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Blimey O’Reilly got a postcard from Finn (away working on a ski season)
Astonishing! Suspicious parent suspects he must want something??? yet there is always the slender possibility he’s entered the realm of compassionate humanity
In other news i’m allergic to all the beautiful flowers in the world, can’t stop sneezing
or possibly i’m allergic to work? yes yes. oh and managed to put more memory in computer, just sticklebrick click it in, now it will vroom… and not a breeze what my phone number currently is? old one or new one? neither? both?
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